Hello, this is AJ Hoge,
Director of the Effortless English Club, here again with another lesson, the
mini‑story for “Repetition with Intensity.” Are
you ready? Are you standing strong, shoulders back, good posture? Deep
breathing? Big smile, moving your body? If not, do it right now. Because if you
don’t, I will kick you out of the Effortless English Club, onto the street to
cry and have a terrible life for the rest of your life. You don’t want that, so
you better do it. So stand up, smile, peak state. Let’s go! It’s time for
English again. Let’s Rock!
Alright our mini‑story today is about Asher.
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Asher had a dream. He
wanted to be the best guitarist in the world. He wanted to be a rock’n’roll
god.
Hm, interesting. Who wanted
to be a rock’n’roll god?
Asher did, Asher wanted to
be a rock’n’roll god.
What did he want to play?
The drums?
No, not the drums, he
wanted to play the guitar.
Did he want to be a good
guitarist?
Hell, no, he didn’t want
to be a good guitarist. He wanted to be the best guitarist in the world, a rock
god.
What did he want?
He wanted to be the best
guitarist in the world. He wanted to be a rock god.
Who wanted that?
Asher, Asher wanted that.
Asher wanted to be the best guitarist in the world. Asher wanted to be a rock
god.
You know there’s a
problem. What’s the problem?
The problem is he doesn’t
play the guitar. He didn’t play the guitar. He never has played the guitar. No
guitar for Asher.
That’s a small problem.
So, of course, he decided
to find the best guitar teacher in the world.
Who did he find?
He found the best guitar
teacher in the world.
Where?
In the world.
Did he find the best
guitar teacher in Mexico?
No, not in Mexico, not
just Mexico, in the world…he found the best guitar teacher in the world.
Who was the best guitar
teacher in the world?
Well, AJ Hoge, of course.
AJ Hoge was the best
guitar teacher in the world. Asher went to AJ and he said “Teach me to be a
rock god.”
What did Asher say?
He said “Teach me to be a
rock god.”
Who did he say that to?
He said that to AJ. He
said to AJ “Teach me to be a rock god.”
Why did he say that to AJ?
Obviously, because AJ is
the best guitar teacher in the world. Everybody knows that.
AJ said “My student, you
must look good to be good.”
Hm. What did AJ say?
He said “You must look
good to be good.” Hm.
AJ said “Imitate me. Dress
like me. Jump and yell and look cool like me. Then you’ll be the best guitarist
in the world and a rock god.”
What?
AJ said “Imitate me. Dress
like me. Look cool like me. Then you’ll be the best guitarist in the world.”
What did AJ want Asher to
do?
He wanted Asher to imitate
him, imitate him.
Who did he want Asher to
imitate?
Him, AJ, AJ wanted Asher
to imitate him.
Did he want him to imitate
Jimi Hendrix?
No, not Jimi Hendrix, he
wanted Asher to imitate him, AJ.
Did he want him to copy
him a little bit?
No, not a little bit, he
wanted him to imitate him, perfectly copy him.
Did he want him to imitate
his dress, how he dressed?
Yes, he said imitate how I
dress.
Did he want him to imitate
how he moved?
Yes, he said imitate how I
move. Look cool like me.
Asher said “But don’t I
have to practice the guitar?”
What did Asher ask?
He asked “Don’t I have to
practice the guitar?” Don’t I have to practice the guitar?
Did Asher think he needed to
practice the guitar?
Yes, Asher thought that he
needed to practice the guitar. He said “Don’t I have to practice the guitar?”
AJ said “No, just look
good.”
Did AJ want Asher to
practice the guitar?
No, no, he didn’t want
Asher to practice the guitar.
Why not?
Because AJ said “You must
look good to be good.” Looking good is the only important distinction.
So, for one year every day
Asher imitated AJ. He walked like AJ. He moved like AJ. He dressed like AJ. He
tried to be cool like AJ, although that’s very difficult.
How long, for how long did
Asher imitate AJ?
One year, for one year
Asher imitated AJ perfectly, almost perfectly.
How often did he imitate
AJ?
Well, every day, every day
he imitated AJ for one full year.
Who did he imitate for one
year?
AJ, he imitated AJ for one
year.
Who imitated AJ for one
year, every day?
Asher, Asher imitated AJ
every day for one year.
But unfortunately, after
one year Asher still could not play the guitar. In fact, he was terrible.
After one year, could
Asher play the guitar?
No, he couldn’t. After one
year he could not play the guitar, still could not play the guitar.
How good was he after one
year?
Well, he was terrible.
After one year he was still terrible at the guitar.
Did AJ help Asher?
No, no, no. No, he didn’t,
he did not help Asher. Asher was still terrible at the guitar.
He was not a rock god. He
could not play.
Asher said “You’re fired.”
Did Asher fire AJ?
Yes, he did. He fired AJ.
He cut AJ, stopped paying AJ. Oh no.
Next, he went to his
friend, Inka. He said “Inka, how can I become the best guitarist in the world?
I tried to study with AJ but he sucked.”
And remember, to suck
means to be very bad at something. So was AJ a great guitar teacher or a
terrible guitar teacher?
AJ was a terrible guitar
teacher. He sucked at teaching guitar.
Well Inka said “It’s vital
to find a great player to model. Seek out Jimmy Page. He’s the best.”
What?
Inka said “It’s vital to
find a great player.”
Is it a little bit
important to find a great player?
No, it’s not a little bit
important. It’s vital, very important, necessary.
What’s vital?
Finding a great guitar
player is vital.
Vital for who?
Vital for Asher, important
for Asher.
Why is it vital for Asher
to find a great guitar player?
Well, it’s vital, it’s
important because he needs to learn from the best.
What’s vital for Asher to
do?
Well, it’s vital for him
to find a great guitar player.
Who should Asher seek out?
He should seek out Jimmy
Page. He should find Jimmy Page. To seek out means to find, to look for and
find. It really means to look for.
Should he look for Jimmy
Page or should he look for AJ?
He should look for Jimmy
Page. He should seek out Jimmy Page.
Who is Jimmy Page?
Jimmy Page is the best
guitar player in the world.
What does Asher need to
do?
He needs to seek out Jimmy
Page. It’s vital, in fact. It’s vital that he seek out Jimmy Page.
So he did. He went looking
for Jimmy Page. And finally he found him in England.
Where was Jimmy Page?
In England, Jimmy Page was
in England.
Why was Jimmy Page in
England?
Well, it’s obvious,
because he’s English. Jimmy Page is English so he was in England.
Who found Jimmy Page?
Asher, Asher found Jimmy
Page.
He asked Jimmy “Jimmy will
you please teach me to be a great guitarist? I want to be a rock god.” Jimmy
said “Okay.” So every day Jimmy Page showed Asher new key distinctions on the
guitar. He showed him key differences, key new things to learn.
Who showed Asher key
distinctions on the guitar?
Jimmy Page, of course.
Jimmy Page showed him a new key distinction on the guitar every day, a new
thing to focus on, an important difference to learn.
He told him how to hold
the guitar, how to play the guitar, how to move his fingers quickly.
Did he learn new
distinctions?
Yes, he did, Asher learned
a lot of new distinctions.
Who did he learn new
distinctions from?
He learned new
distinctions from Jimmy Page, of course.
Did he learn new
distinctions about the piano?
No, not about the piano.
About what?
About the guitar, he
learned new distinctions about playing the guitar, about the guitar.
And every day he
practiced. Every day a lot of repetition but repetition with new distinctions.
Who practiced every day
with new distinctions and repetition?
Asher did, of course.
Asher practiced the guitar every day, a lot of repetitions, a lot of new
distinctions.
Finally, three years later
Asher became a great guitar player. He became a rock god. Everywhere he went
women loved him. When he was in Israel, the women loved him. When he was in
Europe, the women loved him. When he was in North America, the women went crazy
and they loved him. The South American women loved him. African women loved
him. Asian women loved him. He was a rock’n’roll god.
The end.
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That is the end of the mini-story for “Repetition with Intensity.” Be
sure to repeat thismini-story with
intensity.